It all started in the summer of 99. Sitting at Wiz's house during a hot summer day,Wiz and Bob decided to take a walk down to the local In and Out Mart for some 40's and beef jerky. They came across a drunken old man stumbling accross the street shouting L.F.O. lyrics. Just as the old man finished "Summer Girls" he was hit by a bus. Wiz and Bob thought to themselves "holy shit, he died for the cause". Bob muttered, "Hey we can be the next L.F.O." So as the old man was being peeled off the front of the bus, Wiz and Bob dreamed of getting a band together. In the next week Wiz quit the violin and bought a 7-string. Wiz and Bob played at Bob's house but needed a little something. "A bass player" Bob shouted. "Yes that would be great" Wiz exclaimed. Wiz knew somebody from the old school. "Dick Coat's a player" said Wiz "now all he needs is a bass." Being very paranoid of the Doom pigs and Baron's of hell, Dick Coat brought his super shotgun and an old beat up bass to Bob's the next day. Even though his mind had become infected with disease from playing Doom so much, this newly formed band played. They played for weeks on end and later Dj "every-name-in-the-book" came over to test his newly aquired skills out. Needing a thicker heavier sound they thought of a guitar player who could hang with this gang of thugs. "Slumlord could do it" yelled Dick Coat. "But he's in jail" (for reason's unknown most likely slander, money laundering, pandering, or spousal abuse). Dick Coat knew him from when they both used to go to the clubs and hit up all the ebony pussy they could find. They were all in luck because Slumlord got out just the day before. So they hooked up with Slumlord and everything came together. They needed a name and being that Dick Coat is a religious fanatic and loves Jesus so much he came up with the name SCRIPTURE. Surprisingly Scripture was Dick Coat's second choice, his first choice for a name was Erin Pickett. Why, might you ask, well nobody knows but his dark obsession grows stronger and to this day he swears he will have her one way or the other. Later Jeremy joined up to sing and slumlord dropped out and quit the world. Victor then joined right after Tim's departure to sing.

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